"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

Voltaire (1694-1779), upon being asked to renounce Satan.

(Source: fyeahlastwords, via fyeahlastwords)

"Schnell.
(Hurry.)"

Irma Grese (1923-1945), a ward of the women’s sections of Ravensbrueck and Auschwitz, to her executioner. (via fyeahlastwords)

so tomorrows everyones last day of school cept me cuz i go to ~*year-round school*~ yayayaya f me

take your guatemalan bagpack and shove it in your anus

and m0ve out of my way

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